Mitchell Quote #46
Quote from Mitchell in Not in My House
Jay: I'm a little cranky. I got into it with Gloria a little bit.
Mitchell: Oh, no. What happened?
Jay: Ah, she hates Barkley. It's the same stuff I went over with your mom all the time. "Get rid of the boat." "Get rid of the motorcycle." You know, I liked those things.
Mitchell: Why do you have to get rid of it then?
Jay: You know, actually, I don't. Anyway, I'm gluing his hand on over here. His hand came off.
Mitchell: Rough day, Dad. Your hot, young wife doesn't like your doll.
Jay: Yeah, unlike your big problem, "My boyfriend's too nice to people."
Mitchell: No, see- mmm- that's not all it is. He helps animals. He's always volunteering for things. Trust me. It-lt's worse than it sounds.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Not in My House’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Who are we kidding? We both got it pretty good. Hell, I'm probably fighting with your mom more than I'm fighting with Gloria on this thing.
Mitchell: A bird fell out of a tree and he fed it with an eyedropper.
Jay: Just drop it, kid. We're both with people different from us, and that's gonna create stuff, but you want different. Your mom and I were perfect on paper and you know how that ended. [holding Barkley's hands] What I got now is a lot better. Sure, people look at us sometimes. And sometimes even I can't believe we're together. But we're happy. At the end of the day, there's no one I'd rather come home to.
Mitchell: You mean Gloria.
Jay: Who else?
Quote from Jay
Jay: Looks like I missed the party, huh?
Mitchell: What is- What is that doing here?
Jay: He is a gift for you and Cam.
Mitchell: Thank you.
Jay: He lost his monocle on the drive. Head was out the window.
Cameron: Well, they love that.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house. I didn't find any more porn.
Phil: That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.