Jay Quote #84
Quote from Jay in Not in My House
Gloria: Sorry, Jay. It was an accident.
Jay: You know, I'm beginning to think you don't like Barkley that much. I mean, first you hide him in the guest room, and now this.
Gloria: It's ridiculous. I didn't mean to hurt it.
Jay: First of all, let's cut the "it"s. He is a he. And you can pretend to be innocent all you want, but action speaks louder than words.
Gloria: Yeah. They can be very revealing.
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‘Not in My House’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Who are we kidding? We both got it pretty good. Hell, I'm probably fighting with your mom more than I'm fighting with Gloria on this thing.
Mitchell: A bird fell out of a tree and he fed it with an eyedropper.
Jay: Just drop it, kid. We're both with people different from us, and that's gonna create stuff, but you want different. Your mom and I were perfect on paper and you know how that ended. [holding Barkley's hands] What I got now is a lot better. Sure, people look at us sometimes. And sometimes even I can't believe we're together. But we're happy. At the end of the day, there's no one I'd rather come home to.
Mitchell: You mean Gloria.
Jay: Who else?
Quote from Jay
Jay: Looks like I missed the party, huh?
Mitchell: What is- What is that doing here?
Jay: He is a gift for you and Cam.
Mitchell: Thank you.
Jay: He lost his monocle on the drive. Head was out the window.
Cameron: Well, they love that.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house. I didn't find any more porn.
Phil: That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.