Cameron Quote #71
Quote from Cameron in Not in My House
Cameron: Okay, I speak a little Spanish. Senor, ¿Te gustaría hacer agua y tener nuestra cama? [Would you like to make water and have our bed?]
Gardener: Gracias.
Mitchell: What was that?
Cameron: I just asked him if he wanted to have a glass of water and sit down for a minute, like any kind person would.
[The gardener, still sobbing, goes into Cameron and Mitch's bedroom and closes the door]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Not in My House’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Who are we kidding? We both got it pretty good. Hell, I'm probably fighting with your mom more than I'm fighting with Gloria on this thing.
Mitchell: A bird fell out of a tree and he fed it with an eyedropper.
Jay: Just drop it, kid. We're both with people different from us, and that's gonna create stuff, but you want different. Your mom and I were perfect on paper and you know how that ended. [holding Barkley's hands] What I got now is a lot better. Sure, people look at us sometimes. And sometimes even I can't believe we're together. But we're happy. At the end of the day, there's no one I'd rather come home to.
Mitchell: You mean Gloria.
Jay: Who else?
Quote from Jay
Jay: Looks like I missed the party, huh?
Mitchell: What is- What is that doing here?
Jay: He is a gift for you and Cam.
Mitchell: Thank you.
Jay: He lost his monocle on the drive. Head was out the window.
Cameron: Well, they love that.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house. I didn't find any more porn.
Phil: That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.