Jay Quote #81
Quote from Jay in Up All Night
Jay: He's dragging me to this bar with some of his old baseball pals. He was supposed to be here at 5:00.
Gloria: Ah, he's dragging you, huh?
Jay: Yeah. I figured it would be okay. I've seen half these guys play.
Gloria: Javier says it's cool.
Jay: What? What's the joke?
Gloria: Nothing. It's just funny to me that you make fun of me because I was seduced by him, but here you are-
Jay: No one is getting seduced. I'm doing this for Manny.
Gloria: Yeah, it's very important for Manny that you two go and have a nice picnic in the mountains.
Jay: First of all, it wasn't a picnic. We stopped for coffee. They just happened to be selling crepes. Listen. Let me know when he calls, all right? Geez, it's almost 6:00.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Up All Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
[asides to camera:]
Alex: What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny: "That's too much cologne."
Haley: "That's how girls end up dead."
Luke: "Don't talk black to me."
Manny: "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
Luke: "How do you even talk black? End words with 'izzle'"?
Alex: [o.s.] It's "talk back," you idiot.
Luke: Oh.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Luke, buddy, hold back a sec. This is not gonna happen, okay, but there is a scenario where you could be the man of the house and you need to know all the PIN numbers and passwords.
Luke: I don't wanna be the man of the house.
Phil: Now, don't talk black to me.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay, kids, gather around. Like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay? Now look, I'm gonna be fine.
Alex: We know, Dad.
Phil: We don't know that. It's a miracle I'm standing up. But look, in case anything happens- [groans, exhales] I want you to know that if I'd had time, I would have fixed that step.