Gloria Quote #28
Quote from Gloria in Up All Night
Gloria: If it was for me, he'd be out of my life. But it's good for Manny to be with his father.
Jay: I just can't believe you ever fell for that act.
Gloria: Colombians can be very persuasive. They can make you agree to things before you even know it. [caressing Jay]
Jay: You must have been pretty naive.
Gloria: Yeah. But now I'm with the right man, okay?
Jay: Right.
Gloria: Javier is only going to stay one night.
Jay: Good. Wait, what?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Up All Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
[asides to camera:]
Alex: What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny: "That's too much cologne."
Haley: "That's how girls end up dead."
Luke: "Don't talk black to me."
Manny: "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
Luke: "How do you even talk black? End words with 'izzle'"?
Alex: [o.s.] It's "talk back," you idiot.
Luke: Oh.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Luke, buddy, hold back a sec. This is not gonna happen, okay, but there is a scenario where you could be the man of the house and you need to know all the PIN numbers and passwords.
Luke: I don't wanna be the man of the house.
Phil: Now, don't talk black to me.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay, kids, gather around. Like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay? Now look, I'm gonna be fine.
Alex: We know, Dad.
Phil: We don't know that. It's a miracle I'm standing up. But look, in case anything happens- [groans, exhales] I want you to know that if I'd had time, I would have fixed that step.