Claire Quote #31
Quote from Claire in Run For Your Wife
Claire: All right, sweetie, this happens. Remain calm. That's the first thing. Pull over right here. I'll get out the registration.
Haley: Mom, I don't like cops.
Claire: Okay, pull over right there.
Haley: I don't like cops.
Claire: All right, there's a space right here.
Haley: I can't pull over.
Haley: No, I can't.
Claire: You need to pull over.
Haley: I can't pull over. I don't like cops.
Claire: You got to pull over.
Phil: No can do. I got priors.
Haley: I'm speeding up.
Phil: The parking ticket from the mall, I never paid the parking ticket! Keep moving, sweetheart!
Haley: Dad agrees with me, I can speed up!
Claire: It's not a movie, Haley! Pull over!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Run For Your Wife’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Manny: Is something wrong? Who's died?
Gloria: No one, Manny.
Jay: Why would you even think that?
Gloria: In Colombia, Manny went to Pablo Escobar Elementary School. If you were pulled out of class, it was definitely to identify a body.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] The poncho by itself is fine. The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance, my son will die a virgin.
Jay: That's right.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: I support Manny no matter what. Children need to know that you believe in them. It's the most important thing. If you tell them they have wings, they will believe they can fly.
Jay: Oh, really? I had a buddy went to Woodstock, believed he could fly. Didn't end great. It's why hotel windows don't open anymore.