Mitchell Quote #30
Quote from Mitchell in Run For Your Wife
Mitchell: [aside to camera] We used to do this thing in school Where they would give you an egg, and you- You know, you couldn't break it. And it was supposed to teach you how hard it was to be a parent. But the real thing, it's- It's- It's so much harder.
Cameron: We did that in my school, too. It didn't turn out so well. Went through a dozen eggs.
Mitchell: Yeah, well, he's a nervous eater.
Cameron: No, I broke a dozen eggs.
Mitchell: Oh. I'm sorry. I just assumed that-
Cameron: I know. I know what you assumed.
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Quote from Gloria
Manny: Is something wrong? Who's died?
Gloria: No one, Manny.
Jay: Why would you even think that?
Gloria: In Colombia, Manny went to Pablo Escobar Elementary School. If you were pulled out of class, it was definitely to identify a body.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] The poncho by itself is fine. The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance, my son will die a virgin.
Jay: That's right.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: I support Manny no matter what. Children need to know that you believe in them. It's the most important thing. If you tell them they have wings, they will believe they can fly.
Jay: Oh, really? I had a buddy went to Woodstock, believed he could fly. Didn't end great. It's why hotel windows don't open anymore.