Phil Quote #59
Quote from Phil in Run For Your Wife
Claire: Haley just got her learner's permit. We've been taking turns driving with her.
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Phil: One of the really standard rules of the road is we want to keep a safe distance between us and the car in front of it. And that is not safe right there. Not safe.
[cut]
Claire: All right. Okay, merge. Merge. Merge! Merge, merge, merge, merge, merge!
Haley: Stop it! You're freaking me out!
[cut]
Phil: This navigation system's all messed up. It thinks we're in a park. Oh, my god, it is a park! Away from the kids! Aim for the lake!
[back]
Claire: Makes you realize we're all just hanging by a thread.
Modern Family Quotes
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Quote from Gloria
Manny: Is something wrong? Who's died?
Gloria: No one, Manny.
Jay: Why would you even think that?
Gloria: In Colombia, Manny went to Pablo Escobar Elementary School. If you were pulled out of class, it was definitely to identify a body.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] The poncho by itself is fine. The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance, my son will die a virgin.
Jay: That's right.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: I support Manny no matter what. Children need to know that you believe in them. It's the most important thing. If you tell them they have wings, they will believe they can fly.
Jay: Oh, really? I had a buddy went to Woodstock, believed he could fly. Didn't end great. It's why hotel windows don't open anymore.