Gloria Quote #16
Quote from Gloria in Coal Digger
Gloria: Just tell me one thing. How do you really feel that I'm with your father?
Claire: Honestly, at first, it was hard. You don't expect to wake up one morning with a new mom who looks like she fell off a mud flap. But I'm getting used to it. And the important thing is you make him happy, which you do, in so many ways. So many colors. Are we okay?
Gloria: No.
Claire: No?
Gloria: You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs. What, I'm supposed just to forget about it?
Claire: What do you want me to do? Just embarrass myself so we're even?
Gloria: Go jump in the pool.
Claire: Oh, you mean "go jump in a lake," right?
Gloria: Go jump in the pool with your clothes. Then I know you're sorry.
Claire: I'm not gonna do that, Gloria.
Gloria: Okay. Then I won't forgive you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Coal Digger’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Claire likes to say, you can be part of the problem or part of the solution. Well, I happen to believe that you can be both.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] If I say something everybody's thinking, does that make me a mean person? Or does it make me a brave person? One who is courageous enough to stand up and say something behind someone's back to a 10-year old?
Quote from Luke
Phil: There's our little roustabouts! You look like you patched things up pretty good, huh? We can learn so much from the children. I bet it seems kind of silly now what you were fighting about.
Luke: I made fun of his accent.
Gloria: [heavily accented] What accent?
Manny: I made fun of him for having the same thing for lunch every day.
Luke: I made fun of him because his mom used to dig coal.
Gloria: What?
Manny: He said you were a coal digger.
Phil: Okay, I think we can move on!