Jay Quote #16
Quote from Jay in The Bicycle Thief
Jay: Say, listen. I, uh... Sorry, but I got some bad news.
Manny: What?
Jay: Your Dad couldn't make it.
Manny: Why not?
Jay: The plane was full, and this old lady needed to get home, so he gave up his seat.
Manny: You're making that up, aren't you?
Jay: No.
Manny: He just didn't want to come.
Jay: Are you kidding me? He was very upset. He was dying to see you. In fact, look what he sent.
Manny: A limo?
Jay: Yeah! He wanted me and your mom to take you to Disneyland.
Manny: I told you he was an awesome dad.
Jay: Yeah, he's a prince.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Bicycle Thief’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] The key to being a good dad? Look, sometimes things work out just the way you want. Sometimes they don't. You got to hang in there. Because when all is said and done, 90% of being a dad is just showin' up.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: So, you seen any m-movies lately?
Danielle: Uh, yeah. You know, my husband and I just rented, uh, "Mamma Mia," which I liked, but I don't know that Meryl Streep was the right choice. What did you think?
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: Excuse me. Meryl Streep could play Batman and be the right choice. She's perfection. Whether she's divorcing Kramer, whether she's wearing Prada. Don't even get me started on "Sophie's Choice." I get emotional thinking about it. She couldn't forgive herself. [whimpers]
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth? He's a total flake. In fact, the only way he's like Superman Is that they both landed in this country illegally.