Phil Quote #11
Quote from Phil in The Bicycle Thief
Desiree: I'm just there till my divorce is final.
Phil: Now, who is coconuts enough to divorce you?
Claire: We got to go, but we'll see you around.
Phil: Well, we'll have to have you over sometime.
Desiree: I'd love it.
Phil: All right.
Desiree: Bye.
Phil: Bye. [to Claire] She's awesome.
Claire: No, we are never having her over. I heard she already slept with two dads from the school.
Phil: What? That's... horrible.
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Jay: [aside to camera] The key to being a good dad? Look, sometimes things work out just the way you want. Sometimes they don't. You got to hang in there. Because when all is said and done, 90% of being a dad is just showin' up.
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Danielle: Uh, yeah. You know, my husband and I just rented, uh, "Mamma Mia," which I liked, but I don't know that Meryl Streep was the right choice. What did you think?
[aside to camera:]
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Jay: [aside to camera] Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth? He's a total flake. In fact, the only way he's like Superman Is that they both landed in this country illegally.