Jay Quote #4
Gloria: What is that?
Manny: A poem I've written for Brenda Feldman.
Jay: Of course it is.
Manny: I put my thoughts into words, and now my words into action!
Jay: 'Ey, I'll give you 50 bucks not to do this.
Manny: I'm eleven years old, what am I gonna do with money?
Jay: What are you gonna do with a sixteen year old?
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Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I'm hip. I surf the web, I text. LOL, Laugh Out Loud, OMG, Oh My God, WTF, Why The Face. You know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so...
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] I was out of control growing up. There, you know, I said it. I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes I made. If Hayley never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked I've done my job.
Phil: Our job.
Claire: Right. I've done our job.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Manny is very passionate, just like his father. My first husband is very handsome, but too crazy. It seemed like all what we did was fight and make love. Fight and make love. Fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out of the window together.
Jay: Which one were you doing? I'm hearing this for the first time!