Phil Quote #1875
Quote from Phil in Finale Part 2
Jay: Table for two, please. Are you my waiter?
Phil: Hey, Jay. How you doing?
Jay: This isn't what I wanted.
Phil: I know you might be feeling a little down with everybody leaving, but it's not the end of the world, right?
Jay: I'm finished here.
Phil: Hey, don't you talk like that.
Jay: Could I please have a spoon?
Phil: Wh... Whatever you need... buddy. [spoons Jay]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Finale Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: I found more hot sauce in the garage. Muy caliente.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Oof! I almost gave it away, there. I got a big surprise for Gloria in the works. I'm learning Spanish. Every chance I get, I pop my earbuds in, learn a few lessons. Program's even got a cool feature. Any phrase I want to learn, I just say it in English, and it spits it right back at me in Español. I'm sorry, I mean "Spanish." Loco!
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, well, now our only option is the 9:00 p.m. Fortunately, it's a direct flight into Kansas City and then just a short hop on HamTrak, so...
Alex: Did you just say "Ham"...
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Oh, we love our new place, by the way. Thanks again for putting in a good word for us with the owner.
Mitchell: Yeah, he just needed some reassurance, considering most of Dylan's money is tied up in Dave & Buster's gift cards.
Dylan: Safer than banks.