Joe Quote #74
Quote from Joe in Finale Part 2
Gloria: Jay, are you hungry? [no response] Jay? What's wrong with him?
Joe: Is everything gonna be okay, Mommy? [hugs Manny] You're scaring us.
Manny: Oh, it's okay, buddy. Jay is just going through something right...
Joe: [holding Manny's wallet] Idiot! I hope you like dancing for coins on the streets of Calcutta.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Finale Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: I found more hot sauce in the garage. Muy caliente.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Oof! I almost gave it away, there. I got a big surprise for Gloria in the works. I'm learning Spanish. Every chance I get, I pop my earbuds in, learn a few lessons. Program's even got a cool feature. Any phrase I want to learn, I just say it in English, and it spits it right back at me in Español. I'm sorry, I mean "Spanish." Loco!
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, well, now our only option is the 9:00 p.m. Fortunately, it's a direct flight into Kansas City and then just a short hop on HamTrak, so...
Alex: Did you just say "Ham"...
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Oh, we love our new place, by the way. Thanks again for putting in a good word for us with the owner.
Mitchell: Yeah, he just needed some reassurance, considering most of Dylan's money is tied up in Dave & Buster's gift cards.
Dylan: Safer than banks.