Mitchell Quote #984
Cameron: That was not the call I was expecting.
Mitchell: Sweetie, I know. I-I saw the other coach celebrating on Instagram, uh, drenching himself in Gatorade... in the house. There was a rug. Who's gonna clean that up? Not him, I bet. I'm reading from your face that you didn't know until I just told you. Now I'm just talking out of nerves.
Cameron: Damn it! I... I didn't get it?! I mean, I know I'm hard to read, but I really wanted that job.
Mitchell: I'm so sorry. C-Come here.
Cameron: Wait, is that why you were selling California all night long to me? Because you wanted to soften the blow when I heard?
Mitchell: Yeah.
Cameron: Well, that is weirdly sweet.
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