Jay Quote #1515
Quote from Jay in Dead on A Rival
Gloria: Oh, good, you're here. Manny's about to model his new cruise wear for me.
Jay: This should be good.
Gloria: Jay, don't make him self-conscious. Promise you're going to be nice. [to Manny] Very smart.
Manny: Thanks, Mom. Jay, what do you think?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Hey, El Capitán Kangaroo. What are you, the Untalented Mr. Ripley? You should be directing traffic in the Bahamas. Tennille called... D-Did I do that one yet? Anyway, she thinks you look like the kid in an '80s movie we're supposed to hate.
[back:]
Jay: You look amazing.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Amazing-ly like the last Kennedy picked in a touch football game. These are too good. [chuckling] I gotta tell him. Manny, put the outfit back on!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Dead on A Rival’ Quotes
Quote from Javier
Manny: Hey, Dad!
Javier: There's my boy! [laughs] Whee! Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne... Javier! For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Today, our old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, is coming to visit. And he says he has a "big surprise" for me. I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel, but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s.
Claire: Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?
Phil: No! I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair.
Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!