Phil Quote #1836
Quote from Phil in Dead on A Rival
Phil: Really? You just sold me out for a job?
Claire: Honey, he wants a risk-taker. How's it going to look if I squash your boys' trip?
Phil: Boys' trip?! We're leaving the planet! You know the scariest part of a roller coaster? It's a month of that!
Haley: Dad, you don't want to go to space?
Phil: No, I do. I-I just... I worry that it might be too traumatic for you...
Haley: Oh, no, it'll be fun to tell the kids their Pop-Pop is an astronaut.
Phil: Pop-Pop might be the last sound I make. Claire, if it's not too much trouble, would you please, um, pick out a family photo for me to clutch after my tether snaps and I tumble endlessly through the void?
Claire: It is much more likely that you will just incinerate upon re-entry.
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‘Dead on A Rival’ Quotes
Quote from Javier
Manny: Hey, Dad!
Javier: There's my boy! [laughs] Whee! Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne... Javier! For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Today, our old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, is coming to visit. And he says he has a "big surprise" for me. I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel, but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s.
Claire: Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?
Phil: No! I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair.
Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!