Gloria Quote #863
Quote from Gloria in Dead on A Rival
Gloria: Manny's not going on that trip. I know what an adventure with you means. Seedy bars, con men, souvenir pens that when you flip them, the lady's clothes come off.
Javier: If my son wants to spend some time with me, he should be able to. Jay... back me up.
Gloria: He's not gonna back you up.
Jay: Gloria, let Manny go on the trip. He'll be fine. He's been 40 since he was 10.
Gloria: [pointing to Javier] And he's been 10 for 40 years. It's not happening.
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Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!