Mitchell Quote #967
Quote from Mitchell in Dead on A Rival
Cameron: No, this is urgent. Señor Kaplan cut my "Wind Beneath My Wings" number at the faculty follies "for time." So I'm turning him in to the IRS for deducting his breakfast burritos.
Mitchell: You're wasting your life with these rivalries. There is a guy at work who always eats my peanut butter, but I just let it go because life's too short and so is he, and maybe the peanut butter is just his creamy substitute for human affection.
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