Jay Quote #1497
Quote from Jay in The Last Christmas
Jay: Look at this. 10 seconds ago, that was you. I gotta make sure he and I don't need a second chance.
Claire: Yeah. Well, watch out. Pretty soon, he's gonna be working for you.
Jay: You know, I don't know if he has the head for it. He pitched a dog bed the other day in the shape of a cat. I mean, who wants to sleep in your enemy? It would be like me napping in Jon Voight. I told you that story...
Claire: Yeah. Yeah.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Mitchell: Do you really think that Cam's parents bought him a first-class ticket?
Haley: Aren't they poor? Don't they, like, eat plants and animals they find in their yard?
Mitchell: They're farmers, yes.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Oh, hey, can you move Haley away from me and the twins? My present to her is the night off from Mommy duties, so...
Cameron: Okay, well, I would've appreciated a little heads-up, but it's a thoughtful gift, so...
Dylan: It's also free, which is helpful because I forgot my ATM pin last summer. Any chance I ever mentioned my four favorite numbers to you?
Cameron: No.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, and help yourself to a gingerbread person. They're both gluten and gender free.
Mitchell: Oh. Isn't they a cutie?