Jay Quote #1495
Quote from Jay in The Last Christmas
Jay: Listen, before you run, I have a professional opportunity I'd like you to think...
Claire: I-I'd love to hear it. J... I'm just a little stuffy. Let me get some air.
Jay: Are you aware that there are 15 times more dogs in the world than Italians?
Claire: Feels offensive. Not sure why.
Claire: Should we be mingling?
Jay: Listen. I'm not gonna do a big spiel. Suffice to say that science has shown us that having a well-rested dog improves our earning potential more than attending college.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Mitchell: Do you really think that Cam's parents bought him a first-class ticket?
Haley: Aren't they poor? Don't they, like, eat plants and animals they find in their yard?
Mitchell: They're farmers, yes.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Oh, hey, can you move Haley away from me and the twins? My present to her is the night off from Mommy duties, so...
Cameron: Okay, well, I would've appreciated a little heads-up, but it's a thoughtful gift, so...
Dylan: It's also free, which is helpful because I forgot my ATM pin last summer. Any chance I ever mentioned my four favorite numbers to you?
Cameron: No.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, and help yourself to a gingerbread person. They're both gluten and gender free.
Mitchell: Oh. Isn't they a cutie?