Cameron Quote #1326
Quote from Cameron in Tree's A Crowd
Mitchell: Um, alright, now me. Um... [sings] Aaah. Perfect pitch.
Cameron: Well, what this baby needs is rhythm. And I've never had a cavity.
Mitchell: I-I have good penmanship.
Cameron: Well, I had an aunt that lived to 110, and she smoked a pipe every day.
Mitchell: I'm responsible.
Cameron: I'm nurturing.
Mitchell: Uh... Okay. I'm nurturing, too. When Lily was a baby, I sang her to sleep every night, with perfect pitch. [sings] Aaah.
Cameron: Well, I used to look at her through the window every morning when I would drop her off at school, until the security guard took my picture.
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‘Tree's A Crowd’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Eh, there comes a point in every gay man's life when a lesbian couple asks him for his sperm.
Cameron: Unless you're Mitchell and me.
Mitchell: Yeah.
Cameron: All of our friends have been asked, while we have been cruelly overlooked.
Mitchell: It's painful. It's like not getting picked to play kickball.
Cameron: Well, that never happened to me. I was my kickball team's captain. Well, only after our star broke his leg and had to be put down. He was a...
Mitchell: A mule. From a mile away.
Quote from Jay
Jay: It wasn't gonna work out with Sherry anyway. She's Canadian. They have ducks on their money. They sell milk in a bag.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Honey, what are you doing?
Phil: I just saw this incredible telekinesis video. I'm trying to make a piece of bacon levitate.
Claire: Don't you have to, I don't know, work?
Phil: Are you saying it'll never happen? Is there perhaps a more colorful way of saying that?
Claire: I know you're trying to get me to say "It'll happen when pigs fly."
Phil: That counts. [gasps; lifts bacon] What? Oh, my gosh!