Phil Quote #1804
Quote from Phil in The Last Thanksgiving
Neil: [to Alex] Disgusting! If this was the first Thanksgiving, your gravy would be the worst thing this country has done to Native Americans!
Jay: Hey, buddy.
Neil: Yeah? [Phil flies the plane into Neil's face] Ohh.
Phil: Oops.
Jay: What a senseless accident.
Neil: What the hell?!
Phil: It's not the end of the world. Chefs don't need to smell things.
Neil: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here.
Phil: What a splendid idea.
Neil: [opens and slams the oven] Enjoy the soufflé.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: Oh! Hi, Ronaldo. What... Let me guess. Those are for Longinus?
Ronaldo: Oh, I would never get something this shabby for that judgy queen. No, my mom is in the hospital.