Phil Quote #1804

Quote from Phil in The Last Thanksgiving

Neil: [to Alex] Disgusting! If this was the first Thanksgiving, your gravy would be the worst thing this country has done to Native Americans!
Jay: Hey, buddy.
Neil: Yeah? [Phil flies the plane into Neil's face] Ohh.
Phil: Oops.
Jay: What a senseless accident.
Neil: What the hell?!
Phil: It's not the end of the world. Chefs don't need to smell things.
Neil: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here.
Phil: What a splendid idea.
Neil: [opens and slams the oven] Enjoy the soufflé.

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 ‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes

Quote from Longinus

Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.

Quote from Cameron

Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.

 Phil Dunphy Quotes

Quote from En Garde

Phil: [aside to camera] What does it take to make a great salesman? It's no big secret. You just follow the ABC's of salesmanship: Always Be Closing. Don't Ever Forget Great Home Ideas Just Keep Lurking Mostly Nearby.
Often, People Question Realtors' Sincerity. Take Umbrage. Violators Will- Oh, shoot

Quote from Hit and Run

Phil: [aside to camera] I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women: Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams... Wait a minute.