Gloria Quote #843
Quote from Gloria in The Last Thanksgiving
Gloria: [singsong] Claire!
Claire: Hmm?
Gloria: Do you want to help me shop online later for some power suits? Oh, God, I miss wearing comfortable clothes all the time, like you do.
Claire: [climbs ladder] Yep. It sounds like a lot of fun. I... What am I doing?
Gloria: A terrific job. Keep going!
Claire: N-No! I have been sweating ever since I got here. Did you trick me into doing your housework?
Gloria: No. [gasps] [speaks Spanish] Unh-unh! That phone did not ring! You're walking away because you know you're guilty! And take those shoes off! I just did the floors!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: Oh! Hi, Ronaldo. What... Let me guess. Those are for Longinus?
Ronaldo: Oh, I would never get something this shabby for that judgy queen. No, my mom is in the hospital.