Jay Quote #1481
Quote from Jay in A Game of Chicken
Gloria: I'm sorry that I didn't ask you before. I really wanted to do this for George and Poppy. Baptism is gonna allow their souls to find eternal peace.
Haley: What's the catch?
Jay: Well, there's a lot of donations and some shame around sex, but Christmas is fun.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Game of Chicken’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Ugh. I don't even know how I can decide, but I guess it can't hurt.
Gloria: Yahoo! You're going to the kingdom of Heaven. And there, you're going to join the souls of some of our greats, like Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, Danny DeVito when he dies.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Why is there a priest here?
Dylan: I told you, Poppy's possessed! Everybody can see it but you.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Except for Father Ramirez, all the priests I asked were "uncomfortable" with my secret baptism. They said it was "borderline kidnapping," that they found my trickery "devilish." It's like, when did Catholics become so judgmental?