Phil Quote #1791
Quote from Phil in A Game of Chicken
Claire: What are you doing?
Phil: I'm working on a little something. You know how when you're making pancakes, your hands are always full?
Claire: No.
Phil: Well, this'll solve that.
Claire: Did you take the batteries out of the smoke detector for this?
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Game of Chicken’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Ugh. I don't even know how I can decide, but I guess it can't hurt.
Gloria: Yahoo! You're going to the kingdom of Heaven. And there, you're going to join the souls of some of our greats, like Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, Danny DeVito when he dies.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Except for Father Ramirez, all the priests I asked were "uncomfortable" with my secret baptism. They said it was "borderline kidnapping," that they found my trickery "devilish." It's like, when did Catholics become so judgmental?
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Why is there a priest here?
Dylan: I told you, Poppy's possessed! Everybody can see it but you.