Lily Quote #182
Quote from Lily in The Last Halloween
Lily: Look, I thought this boy really liked me, but he was just using me to get to my friend Kelly.
Mitchell: Kelly? Ew, she's gross!
Lily: No, she isn't. She's my friend.
Cameron: She's not you. And anyone who would pick her over...
Lily: Of course you'd say that. You're my dad. I'm sorry, there's nothing that you could say that would help. Okay? You're not a girl, you're not 12. What would you know about liking a boy who doesn't like you back?
Mitchell: Oh, honey...
Cameron: I'm gonna get us some ice cream.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] It was simplicity itself. A year ago, Claire accused me for the millionth time that I couldn't scare her, so I came up with a plan. I'd just sold a house to a European couple that weren't gonna take possession for a while, so, uh, last fall, "Ida Mae" moved in. Fortunately, the house was right on Claire's jogging route, so it was easy to introduce Claire to Ida Mae, and when I wanted to amp it up, I had Ida Mae make contact. Then, this morning... I knew that ax wouldn't scare Claire. I just did that so she'd accuse me of not being able to scare her.
[flashback:]
Claire: It's all about plausability.
[back:]
Phil: Damn right, it is. Over the past year, Ida Mae joined the neighborhood association, hung up a poster for her lost dog, signed up for Meals on Wheels. They're not bad, by the way. Also, she got a lot of knitting done.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Is it cold in here, or is it just me because I am the frozen lady from "Frozen"?
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Wow. This place has changed. It used to be so much... gayer.
Mitchell: Straight people always take our best stuff. First, they came for our brunches, and I said nothing.