Jay Quote #1475
Quote from Jay in The Last Halloween
Manny: What is it about this candy?
Jay: It just tasted like summer or something, I don't know. But out with the old, in with the new. Candy bars come and go. No more record stores. 6-year-old sons too grown up to go trick-or-treating with their dads. No more beepers.
Manny: Are you that bummed that Joe didn't want to spend Halloween with you?
Jay: No! It's just the beginning of the whole thing, you know? When you... When you break that seal...
Manny: Look, I know Joe wanted to be with his friends tonight, but he'll definitely want to spend another Halloween with his dad.
Jay: How do you know that?
Manny: Kids have a way of coming back. Even if they have to... make up a dumb reason to do it.
Jay: Happy Halloween, kid.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] It was simplicity itself. A year ago, Claire accused me for the millionth time that I couldn't scare her, so I came up with a plan. I'd just sold a house to a European couple that weren't gonna take possession for a while, so, uh, last fall, "Ida Mae" moved in. Fortunately, the house was right on Claire's jogging route, so it was easy to introduce Claire to Ida Mae, and when I wanted to amp it up, I had Ida Mae make contact. Then, this morning... I knew that ax wouldn't scare Claire. I just did that so she'd accuse me of not being able to scare her.
[flashback:]
Claire: It's all about plausability.
[back:]
Phil: Damn right, it is. Over the past year, Ida Mae joined the neighborhood association, hung up a poster for her lost dog, signed up for Meals on Wheels. They're not bad, by the way. Also, she got a lot of knitting done.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Is it cold in here, or is it just me because I am the frozen lady from "Frozen"?
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Wow. This place has changed. It used to be so much... gayer.
Mitchell: Straight people always take our best stuff. First, they came for our brunches, and I said nothing.