Gloria Quote #829
Quote from Gloria in Pool Party
Gloria: [aside to camera] My internship with Phil is almost over. He said that he would hire me full time if I did good. So, I need to find who's stealing his signs to prove my worth. Luckily, I have a plan. A couple of weeks ago, Jay put a tracker thingy on Stella because she kept getting out.
[flashback:]
Jay: She was down the block, mooning over that Chihuahua again. I mean, what does she see in him? He thinks he's so cool with that dumb handkerchief around his neck.
[back:]
Gloria: I'm going to steal Stella's tracker, and I'm gonna hide it on the sign to catch the crook. And then maybe Stella will get some alone time with her Chihuahua. With that pushed-in face, she could do a lot worse than a Latin lover.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Pool Party’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Oh, it's so hot. I can't wait to jump in that pool.
Lily: I never said I'd get in the pool.
Cameron: Okay, Lily, stop. You are an exotic Vietnamese beauty. Scarlett Johansson would play you in a movie until Twitter told her she couldn't.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I thought about which of my competitors might want to take me down, and I kept coming back to one guy... Gil Thorpe. A man tells you enough times he's gonna "thorpedo" your career, you start to believe he might do something "therrible." Well, not this time.
Quote from Gloria
Lindsay: You're kidding. Another one?
Phil: I'm afraid so, Lindsay.
Sam: Who keeps taking our signs?
Gloria: Don't worry, Sam, we're going to find out. Miss, do you have any enemies? Are you in a blood feud?
Phil: Gloria.
Gloria: Have you recently joined a political opposition?