Jay Quote #1465
Quote from Jay in Perfect Pairs
Vic: I only wish I had something nicer to wear to our son's wedding tonight.
Jay: You know, you and I are about the same size. Why don't you borrow my tux?
Vic: Really?
Jay: I insist. In fact, I want to give you something else.
Vic: [gasps] Your plane?
Jay: Uh, no, I was reaching for my wallet. You know, to give you that money I s-still owe you for the cab.
Vic: I've admired this plane ever since I fell off the roof getting it for you. I'm so touched and honored.
Jay: Well, actually...
Manny: He fell off the roof.
Jay: Fine. Enjoy.
Vic: I will name her Roberta.
Jay: It's a boy plane.
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[flashback:]
Man: Oh, my God, you guys, let's hurry!
Cameron: Hurrying where?
Man: Uh, there's a retrospective... "Cher in the '70s: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves."
Cameron: [gasps]
[present:]
Mitchell: You went without me? What do we always say? Every Cher experience should be a shared experience.
Cameron: Shared experience. I'm sorry, Mitchell. If I could turn back time...
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Paul: Oh, I know so little about him.
Cameron: Well, it... it turns out he was born, um... in the wagon of a... of a traveling... show. His mother, poor thing, she was forced to dance for all...
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Phil: The Duke... ...becomes a uke... ...becomes a Luke.
Alex: Dad, that was amazing!
Phil: Yeah! Amazing that I think a hacky parlor trick is gonna cut it at SCARB. You heard me right, Alex... SCARB!
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The Southern California Area Realtors' Banquet is the biggest event of the year for Southern California Area Realtors. The other events: SCARL, SCARD, SCARP, SCARG, SCARF; t-they're fine, but SCARB, it's... it's the show. I performed at last year's SCARB, and... and I did well. Too well.