Cameron Quote #1202
Quote from Cameron in Good Grief
Phil: You know, we've been so focused on Mitchell and Claire, I haven't had a chance to really...
Cameron: Yeah. I know. First time I met her, she threatened to murder me if I ever made her son unhappy. [Phil laughs] Went into pretty graphic detail, described how she'd get rid of my body and everything. [laughs] I was like, "Wow, this woman will never trust me."
Phil: That's so her.
Cameron: Then one time, she overheard me talking about drinking dandelion wine with my... with my grandma. She went over to the kitchen cabinet and pulled out a bottle. Apparently, she had an aunt that taught her how to make it. And we sat there at the kitchen table drinking and swapping stories about growing up in the boondocks.
Phil: Mm.
Cameron: The wine made me go blind for a bit, but I'll never forget her voice, slurring in the darkness, telling me she understood why Mitchell loved me.
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‘Good Grief’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I know that this is going to sound crazy, but I have always worried that when Dede died, she was going to come back and haunt me. Maybe it's because she whispered it to me at my wedding.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, God. Jerry forwarded me an e-mail from Mom's women's group. I-I-I can't even read it. You do it. I...
Phil: Oh, okay. Um..."Our sincere condolences on the loss of your loved one, Dede."
Claire: What happened to Mom?
Phil: Oh, let's see. "On the third night, Dede wandered away from the group and encountered a pack of starving timberwolves."
Mitchell: Oh my God.
Claire: Oh my God, Mom.
Phil: "As you know, Dede long believed she could comunicate with animals, so using a mix of howls and barks she convinced them to seek food elsewhere." Huh, guess that wasn't that. Let's see. "Later she ignored that thin ice sign and plunged..." Hang on, saved by one of the wolves. Uh... [MUMBLES] "She deeply offended a tribe of Inuits by interrupting a secret dagger..." "She was briefly swallowed by a whale..." Uh, here it is! "On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep as a smile graced her face and her hands clutched ten pages of suggestions for the hotel staff."
Quote from Cameron
Phil: You know, I'm impressed you're still wearing that dress.
Cameron: Oh, well, I'm wearing two pair of Spanx and was on a diuretic for hours. As we say where I'm from, you don't teach your dog to play the banjo and then skip the talent show.