Phil Quote #1648
Quote from Phil in Torn Between Two Lovers
Haley: Why can't I tell Dylan to leave?
Claire: Because you are scared of the first real, adult relationship with the perfect man, and you're clinging to the past.
Phil: Or you and Dylan have a special connection and you still love him.
Haley: Not helping. God, they're both such great guys, but they're so different. How am I supposed to choose? How did you guys do it?
Phil: Well, sweetheart, I... I'm not gonna be any help here. From the minute I met your mom, there was no choice. She was smart. She was strong. She resented her father just enough to go for a guy like me. She... She gave my life balance, and now I can't imagine it without her. Also, she's... she's crazy hot.
Haley: Mom?
Claire: Well, first of all, um, I'm a sucker for guys who say things like that. Your dad is the nicest, most positive person I know, and he always helps me find the fun in life. And, uh, he is still real easy on the peepers.
Phil: Aww. We really are lucky.
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‘Torn Between Two Lovers’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.
Quote from Phil
Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.