Luke Quote #433
Quote from Luke in CHiPs and Salsa
Dr. Perry: Well, based on your credit score, we'd like to welcome you to Sequoia Community College.
Luke: Oh, thank you!
Dr. Perry: And once your walk through one of our 15 TSA-approved metal detectors, anything is possible.
Luke: How hard is it?
Dr. Perry: Well, most of our students report about 10 to 15 hours of homework a week in addition to class time.
Luke: That sounds like real college.
Dr. Perry: This is a real college. And it's a lot of hard work. But, you put in your two years here, then transfer to a real- to a four-year college and you will land an entry-level job. Nothing too glamorous, but you pay your dues, climb the ladder. By the time you're 45, you're living in a three-bedroom house with a picket fence!
Luke: Wow!
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Three-bedroom house with a picket fence? Already got one of those. Plus, free meals, laundry, and cable. I am living the dream. You know what I say? "Whom needs college?"
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‘CHiPs and Salsa’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Dr. Perry: Well, Luke, I read your essay. Took a lot of guts to admit you weren't ready for college a year ago.
Luke: I had a lot of growing up to do. So, I got a job, I paid my bills, and I read the Wall Street Journal online until I used up my five free articles.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: The release form for this ride-along is is shockingly thorough.
Officer Stablitzky: I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. can't bury another ride-along. 'm kind of the precinct cut up.
Mitchell: Okay.
Cameron: Mitchell, it'll be fine. They do these things all the time.
Mitchell: Yeah, easy for you to say. My entire head is a gang color.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I let you win.
Phil: You what?
Claire: Oh, I had you beat, easily. I didn't even break a sweat. As a matter of fact, I almost pulled a muscle holding back. But, I saw how much it meant to you, and I let you win.
Phil: Oh, wow, yeah. No, that makes a lot of sense. I get it. Like the way all the other horses wanted Secretariat to feel good.
Claire: Now you're Secretariat?
Phil: I don't know. Was Secretariat married to a crazy person?