Mitchell Quote #806
Quote from Mitchell in Brushes with Celebrity
Mitchell: Hm, what's over here?
Cameron: I don't know. Oh, my gosh, Mitchell, do you like this planter? It would go great in our hopelessly outdated and neglected backyard.
Mitchell: Well, I love it if you love it. And what do you think of these pavers?
Cameron: Oh, I think they go great with that gazebo we've always dreamed of having.
Mitchell: Oh, forget it. He's gone.
Cameron: W-What did we do wrong? We were pleasant.
Mitchell: You know what? Maybe we were too nice. Couples on those shows always have conflict.
Cameron: So do we. When's the last time we agreed on anything? We- We're constantly bickering.
Mitchell: I know, sometimes it reveals something deeper, but not always.
Cameron: You know what? Let's go show him our delightful brand of bitchy friction.
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