Mitchell Quote #738
Quote from Mitchell in Sarge & Pea
Dede: Sit down, sit down. You're causing a scene. It's very embarrassing.
Jay: You have been quite rude today, young lady. General Patton over there. And this one is basically a cardboard cutout who occasionally sips wine and sighs.
Dede: We did not raise you to act like this.
Claire: Oh, excuse me.
Mitchell: No, I-I got it. No, in fact, you raised us to act exactly like this, okay? You two are the ones that are acting crazy.
Jay: What are you talking about?
Mitchell: Who the hell are Sarge and Pea, and where were they when we were growing up?
Claire: Yeah, maybe if those two people had raised us, there would have been room in our house for other people to have emotions and somebody wouldn't have had to shut himself down.
Mitchell: And maybe somebody wouldn't be trying to control the whole world because she couldn't control the chaos in her own home growing up.
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