Jay Quote #1085
Jay: Listen, Phil, I can't do this.
Phil: You're leaving me here?!
Jay: No, I can't have you at this club! This is my place, damn it.
Phil: No!
Jay: I'm sorry, Phil. Can't you find another club? I mean, look at my life. I mean, I built my house, and before I even lived in it, I got married. And that's fantastic. And then I have my study, where I can close the door and have a glass of Scotch. And now it's Joe's room, and that's fantastic. But this is the only place I have left that I don't have to share with my family.
Phil: [gasps] I don't want to be that guy, but did you send that text yet?
Jay: The one place I feel special they call me "Ace" and "Jay Boy" and "Pritch." I'm not comfortable other places, okay? But you you fit in everywhere. The whole world is your club! But I have this place! You get that, right?
[Phil slides down the glass window as he collapses to the floor]
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Maintenance arrived one minute later and packed him in ice from the seafood bar, and he was as good as new.
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