Manny Quote #385
Quote from Manny in Double Click
Jay: I want to use all caps to get across how angry I am, but it takes forever to press "shift" before each letter.
Manny: Why don't you just put on the caps lock?
Jay: You can do that?
Manny: [chuckles] Oh, Jay. Just double-click here.
Jay: Didn't work.
Manny: Well, that's because you didn't double-click. You just clicked twice.
Jay: The hell's the difference?
Manny: Double-click. See?
Jay: That's exactly what I did. Double click.
Manny: No, you're still just clicking twice. Listen to me -- "Double-click." Not "Double click."
Jay: I'm not an idiot. Double-click!
Manny: You can't possibly think that's the same thing!
Jay: It's the exact same thing!
Manny: Double-click!
Jay: Double-click!
Manny: Oh, what the-
[aside to camera:]
Manny: It's the first time I've ever used the F-word.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Double Click’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: Honey, there's no one there.
Phil: There was. I saw girl bumps and hair.
Claire: It was probably just his Chewbacca doll.
Phil: It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Claire: Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, it's the only action he's gettin'.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Why did you get him so mad? I need him in a good mood. I need to ask him to go with me next week to Juárez to my cousin's wedding.
Manny: Is that safe?
Gloria: Of course not. The invitation says "Short run to the reception."
Quote from Mitchell
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