Jay Quote #1016

Quote from Jay in Man Shouldn't Lie

Reece: You see that guy? I have done so much work on his mouth that he's paid for the hot tub on my boat.
Jay: Hey. Did Kopitar just wave to you?
Reece: It's the least he can do. I'm taking him out fishing this weekend in Catalina. Hey, hey, do you want to come?
Jay: Oh, my God, I'd love to go. Oh, but-
Reece: What?
Jay: Last night, before you got there, Gloria and I got in a big to-do about me not needing new friends.
Reece: Oh, and now you don't want to admit you were wrong.
Jay: [chuckling] Wow, do you get me.
Reece: Well, it's supposed to be perfect whale-watching weather, and, uh, oh, yeah, Gretzky's coming, too.
Jay: The Great One?
Reece: Not at sharing the binoculars, he isn't.
Jay: It's killing me I can't go!
Reece: Well, here's a crazy idea. Why don't you tell your wife the truth and admit you were wrong?
Jay: You don't get me like I thought you did.
Reece: Or?
Jay: Fine. I'll level with her.

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Quote from Gloria

Jay: Why would I want these people in my house messing up my poker game?
Gloria: Maybe you'll meet new friends.
Jay: We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. I have the exact-right number of friends.
Gloria: Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk. I don't think it's the worst idea to start getting some backups.

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Dana, come with me to the kitchen while the boys get to know each other.
Dana: All right. Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
Gloria: All of it, or just the "F" word?

Quote from Gloria

Jay: Great. Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. You see what your mom got me into?
Manny: Jay, come on. Keep an open mind.
Gloria: All we're saying is give Reece a chance.