Luke Quote #352
Luke: What's so important? I'm sitting for my portrait.
Claire: Oh, knock it off. I know you two threw a party.
Manny: I don't "throw" a party, Claire.
Gloria: It's true. He can't throw anything.
Manny: And if I were hosting an event, where did I put the ice sculpture? Where did I stash the hors d'oeuvres? Where did I hide the jazz trio?
Claire: Good question, considering you couldn't even hide the Solo.
Luke: Nice wordplay, Mom, but that cup's been there for like three days. I didn't want to say anything 'cause I thought it was yours.
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Yeah. It was bold. But those kids upstairs weren't gonna stay quiet forever. I was one dead phone battery away from a conversation breaking out.
Manny: Sure, throwing a party was a risk, but two hot exchange students just started at our school.
Luke: Best part is, they don't understand just how uncool we are.
Manny: Yet.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Party’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Claire: [aside to camera] I just got my first perk as C.E.O. of Pritchett's Closets. I finished a big job for a spa, and as a thank-you, they sent me a free weekend for two. Phil's too ticklish for massages, though.
Gloria: But I am not! I heard it's the place where all the stars go to get hot mud poured into their faces.
Claire: I just can't wait to see this one without makeup. [chuckles]
Gloria: You do, it will be the last thing that you will ever see.
Quote from Jay
Jay: I remember my first big perk for a job well-done. I had upgraded some closets for guy who created "ALF." And six weeks later, I'm watching the show. There's ALF sassing this handsome mailman named Jay Pritchett. I still got it on Betamax.
Gloria: I remember. You showed it to me on our first date.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I don't know why, but I've never tried marijuana.
Mitchell: No. No, me neither. Th- There was always something stopping me: needing to take care of Lily, the figure-skating honor code, not wanting to accidentally tell everyone in high school I was gay.
Phil: People never offered it to me, which is weird because in college, I was kind of a big man on campus. I founded a major organization, the National Association of Responsible Cheerleaders.
Mitchell: Uh, NARCs.
Phil: Yeah.