Jay Quote #884
Quote from Jay in Crying Out Loud
Jay: Hey, Dan! Gee, I didn't think you would show up in person. Claire, this is the big cheese, Dan Signer.
Claire: Hi, Mr. Signer. Such a pleasure to meet you. - I'm so sorry about all that back-and-forth today.
Jay: I'll handle it from here. Dan, we love doing business with you but I got to put my foot down when it comes to Claire. This is my little baby girl here. The best part of my day is having a coffee with her in the break room. And it wasn't that long ago that she was sitting at the breakfast table eating heart-shaped waffles that I made for her. I tell ya, it puts a lump in your throat. Anyway, uh, I don't know how I got to be the luckiest SOB alive. But if I have just even a few grains left in that hourglass, I'm gonna be spending it with... Wow. I almost just called her by her childhood nickname there.
Claire: Mm-mmm.
Jay: Oh, what the hell? My Little Bunny Foo Foo.
Claire: [crying] Oh, no. Bunny! Bunny!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Crying Out Loud’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Hey, sweetie.
Lily: Hi.
Mitchell: How was your day?
Lily: Better than hers. What's wrong now?
Mitchell: Daddy's just having a moment.
Lily: He's always having a moment.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [crying] No, no.
Cameron: Mitchell, what's wrong?
Mitchell: I feel like Lily's inability to show feelings for other people might be my fault.
Cameron: Oh, honey, I think that too. But just take comfort in knowing you got there on your own.
Mitchell: I'm watching The Bridges of Madison County because it's the only thing that makes me cry. When she gets home, I'm gonna turn this off and pretend I was reading this.
Cameron: "Typhoon Flattens Orphanage."
Mitchell: Yeah. That's sad, right? Now get out of here, because she's gonna be home any second and I'm trying to stay sad.
Quote from Phil
Phil: You know what? We're bustin' in.
Luke: How? Smash a window with a brick?
Phil: I had something a little more elegant in mind. I think you forget that I gave birth to this building. I know her strengths and her weaknesses. [shakes doors] Did you see a brick?