Claire Quote #482
Quote from Claire in Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
Phil: Well, I-I like the sound of that bath. I assume the tub will be ringed with scented candles?
Claire: Oh, well, I've got candles. I got candles everywhere. Ever since my boyfriend stopped paying my bills they turned off the electricity.
Phil: Leaving us to generate our own electricity. Although, candles can be nice if you're in the mood for, say, some dirty dancing.
Claire: Oh, I hate that movie.
Phil: What?! There I must passionately disagree.
Claire: Huh.
Phil: Or was that your game all along?
Claire: Okay, if it's an argument you want, fine. Fine. Of course Johnny's gonna fall for Baby because he's this big, dreamy country bumpkin and she is the shiny, new thing. But what happens when the movie is over, when he really gets to know her, huh? Two weeks out of the Catskills, and it's "You wearing that again, Baby? You borrow my razor again, Baby? Isn't two glasses enough, Baby?" Trust me, he is no longer having the time of his life.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Happy Valentine's, by the way.
Claire: Mmm, no. Gross and sweaty from running. So, for later tonight, you thinking what I'm thinking, valentine?
Phil: I believe I am.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Every Valentine's Day, Claire and I look forward to some naughty role-playing. Sexually adventurous cuckolder Juliana and Clive Bixby, speaker salesman by day, spy by night. Lover also by night and sometimes during the day. The speaker business, it it pretty much runs itself.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Jay, they delayed Sonia's flight until tomorrow. Why don't we cancel our dinner reservation and the three of us celebrate Valentine's here?
Sonia: You don't have to do that for me, Gloria. I usually spend Valentine's Day selling artificial flowers near the well in my village.
Jay: Where do you people live, National Geographic?
Quote from Phil
Phil: I must say, Juliana, you're the last person I expected to see here tonight.
Claire: Well, with any luck, you'll be the last person I do see tonight.
Phil: [chuckles] Oh, my God.
Claire: Phil, I've had my eye on you for years. I'm just so happy we're finally gonna get some alone time. I'm not scaring you, am I?
Phil: Quite the contrary. Most women who meet me almost instantly ask for some alone time.