Phil Quote #1121
Quote from Phil in Rash Decisions
Phil: Is something up, buddy?
Luke: I said "No" one time. And suddenly it's all "Andy this" and "Andy that."
Phil: Well, I didn't mean anything by it. It just seemed like you needed some space, so I gave it to you. I get it. You're at that age when you want to separate.
Luke: Yeah, I separate from you, not the other way around. Maybe I don't want to do dumb stuff with you all the time, but that doesn't mean you get to replace me.
Phil: What? Are you kidding me? I could never replace you. If it were up to me, we'd do everything together.
Luke: Really?
Phil: Yeah, I'd go to college with you. We'd- We'd be roommates. We'd try to join a frat. None of them would take us. We'd start our own. Oh, my God. That sounds amazing.
Luke: Why wouldn't they take us?
Phil: Well, yeah, they'd take me, but I'd be like, "No way, Bradley, not without my little pal, here."
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‘Rash Decisions’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: We have to get rid of Stella.
Jay: Slow down. We haven't decided anything yet.
Gloria: Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
Manny: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
Jay: You took a three-hour nap yesterday.
Manny: I was tired from the marathon.
Jay: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?
Quote from Andy
Phil: Andy, 36 hours to the open house. You ready?
Andy: I was born ready. Actually, that's not true. I was two months premature, weighed three and a half pounds.
Quote from Jay
Manny: You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E. Cheese for serving you from the right?