Alex Quote #208
Quote from Alex in Strangers in the Night
Alex: F.Y.I., I changed my Facebook status to "single" about an hour ago, and guess what. I already have a date. You don't believe me, do you?
Claire: Sweetheart, you've had two boyfriends in 30 seconds. That practically Haley's record.
Alex: Well, he's real. His name is Teddy.
Claire: [holding the teddy bear on Alex's bed] His name is... Teddy?
Alex: Yeah. Teddy Keyes. [Phil grabs the keys on Alex's dresser]
Claire: Oh. And what do we know about this young man?
Alex: He's new to our school. He works at some mattress store. Uh, Mattress King. And he's a bit of a bad boy. He had a little problem with shoplifting. He spent some time in juvie. But, you know, he's not really my type. He's just a rebound. So I guess it doesn't really matter. Why am I even talking to you guys? Leave! [Phil picks up a leaf from Alex's bedside table] Get out!
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‘Strangers in the Night’ Quotes
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Cameron: Well, Larry is white.
Lily: Hey, you chose me!
Cameron: Oh, uh, that's not what I meant.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, okay, go around the back.
Mitchell: What am I doing? What am I doing?
Cameron: We'll get this underneath her. Once, I helped a sow give birth to nine baby piglets on our living room floor. Didn't get a drop of nothin' on the linoleum.
Mitchell: We're gonna get back to why the sow was in the living room.
Cameron: Lady Di's wedding. It was beautiful.
Quote from Phil
Alex: So they can only be for Haley?
Phil: Of course not. Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.