Pepper Quote #32
Quote from Pepper in The Wedding (Part 1)
Cameron: [answering phone] Pepper. Disaster.
Pepper: It's not a disaster. It's just a wildfire. And it's most certainly not going to burn down your wedding.
Cameron: What?!
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: There's a wildfire near the venue.
Mitchell: No!
Pepper: Yes, but it's fine. Ronaldo is going to text-blast the guest list, tell them the wedding is being moved from 5:00 to 1:00.
Mitchell: Oh, my God!
Pepper: Don't panic. Would somebody please turn off that wretched waterfall?!
Ronaldo: [over headset] Kill the waterfall immediately!
Pepper: The fire is already 28% contained.
Cameron: That doesn't sound like a lot.
Pepper: Just get dressed and look pretty. I'm going to send the car for you in one hour.
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‘The Wedding (Part 1)’ Quotes
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Mitchell: Oh, my God! Sal, wow, you're pregnant.
Cameron: Congratulations!
Sal: Thank you. We're really excited.
Lily: You're huge.
Sal: Nice teeth.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Mitchell! Mitchell! Look at this. Do you think you could fit in there?
Mitchell: I'm not doing that.
Cameron: Then what am I gonna wear to our wedding? My black funeral suit? Is that the tone you want to set?
Mitchell: You wore it to one funeral. And you didn't even know Bea Arthur.
Cameron: I felt like I did.
Mitchell: I know.
Quote from Alex
Alex: [aside to camera] My dad would never admit this, but when he wants fun he goes straight to Luke. They have a weird connection. They're like Batman and Robin. Dad and I are more like Batman and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.