Jay Quote #728
Jay: In fact, you inspired me recently.
Mitchell: Oh, how so?
Jay: Well... Fine. I've been going through this thing lately. It all started when I noticed a group of guys in the corner in the park. And, uh, honestly, when I first found out what they were doing, I thought it was kind of weird, but I found I kept thinking about it. And I thought I'd give it a whirl.
Mitchell: Ok- Okay. Go on.
Jay: I think you know where I'm going with this, but one of the older guys showed me the ropes. Next thing I know, I'm hanging out at that park in that corner every day and loving it.
Mitchell: Uh-huh.
Jay: But I must have also got some shame about it because it feels good when I'm doing it, but... Is that me now? A guy with a show dog.
Mitchell: There it is! Okay, see, I-I knew what it wasn't. I just wasn't sure what it was.
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