Jay Quote #714
Quote from Jay in A Hard Jay's Night
Mitchell: This is my worst nightmare.
Jay: You shouldn't have blown through those vetoes.
Mitchell: This is how Cam's dad sees me, like some fawning damsel.
Jay: If anything, Cam's the damsel.
Mitchell: Dad! Thank you.
Jay: A lot can happen before the big day.
Mitchell: Believe me, I've already tried. That thing is indestructible.
Jay: What if it went missing? Things disappear around here all the time.
Mitchell: Do they?
Jay: All the time. Let's just say I have a friend who helps me in these kinds of situations.
Mitchell: I'm listening.
Jay: The less you know, the better.
Mitchell: I'm not listening.
Jay: We never had this conversation. This is a non-versation.
Mitchell: Right. I am giving you the no-ahead. [Jay's gone]
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Hard Jay's Night’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, my gosh, it's us. For our wedding cake. Couldn't you just die?
Mitchell: I really think I could.
Cameron: My dad made this. He's a world-class soap carver. You know, once, when I was a kid, I cussed, and my mom washed my mouth out with the leaning Tower of Pisa. She still blames herself to this day.
Quote from Luke
Manny: You want to talk?
Luke: You're the dorky sidekick, not me.
Manny: Want to talk nicer?
Luke: How could you be invited and I wasn't?
Manny: I don't know. It's like the stuff that used to make me kind of weird, people are starting to like.
Luke: So? I'm the same as I always was.
Manny: Well maybe you could upgrade a little. Uh, we're tired of the Yoda voice, and if a girl tells you she went to London, maybe don't ask if she also saw France.
Luke: I liked things better when you were the one who was ostrich-sized.
Manny: What?
Luke: You know, like a freaky outsider. The way an ostrich feels around regular birds.
Manny: You know what else girls like? The mysterious, silent type.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Hey! We got a package from my dad.
Mitchell: No air holes in the box. That's a good sign.
Cameron: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.