Manny Quote #284
Quote from Manny in And One to Grow On
Manny: [on the phone] Yeah, she's still doing it, following me around all moony-eyed. She just won't get the message. But on the bright side, Amy's on her way over.
Jay: We need to talk.
Manny: Got to go, Reuben. [hangs up] What's up?
Jay: It's about your love life.
Manny: A lot of people here, Jay.
Jay: Consider it an intervention. Now, this whole Amy thing is going nowhere, but it sounds like you have a girl that really likes you. Now, I know it's not everything you want. M-maybe she's a little thick in the middle. I don't know. But why don't you give her a try?
Manny: So you think that's the girl I should go for?
Jay: She's obviously crazy about you. I mean, what else do you even know about her?
Lily: Hi, Manny.
Manny: Well, she's 6 and related to me. Shall I go on?
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Quote from Claire
Alex: Hey, mom, can you take me driving? My test is coming up, and I really need to practice.
Claire: Oh, honey, I would, but I've got a big closets and blinds union meeting today.
[aside to camera:]
Claire: There is no closets and blinds union. Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly. I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, honey.
Claire: Oh, you're just in time for breakfast.
Luke: Ooh, we should probably go light on the food. Something tells me we're not gonna want to do this on a full stomach. I can't believe there's such a thing as autopsy camp.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: There is no such thing as autopsy camp. I had to trick Luke 'cause I'm actually taking him to a ballroom-dance class. He's been resisting, but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys -- a kick line, actually.
Quote from Claire
Haley: Hey, I'm not doing anything. I guess I could take her.
Alex: Great! I'll go check the tire pressure and the fluid levels!
Haley: Fun! Can't wait! Be out in a sec! [to Claire] Okay, my rate just went up.
Claire: All right, but this buys your time and your silence. Alex can never know how much I hate driving with her. [horn honks] Mm, she's in a hurry today.
Haley: Oh, that's just step one of her nine-point safety test. Step two is checking the horn to make sure checking the horn didn't break the horn. [horn honks]
Claire: She should never drive.