Cameron Quote #660
Quote from Cameron in And One to Grow On
Mitchell: This is so frustrating!
Cameron: Really? Are you sure that's how you feel, or do you need a little more time to think about it?
Mitchell: Sounds like you're trying to make a point there.
Cameron: Wow, I'm surprised you picked up on that so quick.
Mitchell: Yeah, you're definitely dancing around something. I feel like it's speed-related.
Cameron: Yeah, we lost the Carriage House because you, true to form, couldn't make a timely decision.
Mitchell: We were out of the room for two second- What is this "True to form" business?
Cameron: 28 Richdale Road.
Mitchell: Oh, my God, are you kidding me?
Cameron: You hemmed and hawed over our dream house, and now somebody else is eating breakfast in our nook!
Mitchell: I needed the weekend! I never saw myself in a ranch!
Cameron: And what about Las Vegas when you couldn't quite commit to the show?
Mitchell: No. No, no, don't.
Cameron: No, no, no, it's fine. We'll see them next time, just as soon as that tiger un-eats Roy.
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Quote from Claire
Alex: Hey, mom, can you take me driving? My test is coming up, and I really need to practice.
Claire: Oh, honey, I would, but I've got a big closets and blinds union meeting today.
[aside to camera:]
Claire: There is no closets and blinds union. Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly. I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, honey.
Claire: Oh, you're just in time for breakfast.
Luke: Ooh, we should probably go light on the food. Something tells me we're not gonna want to do this on a full stomach. I can't believe there's such a thing as autopsy camp.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: There is no such thing as autopsy camp. I had to trick Luke 'cause I'm actually taking him to a ballroom-dance class. He's been resisting, but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys -- a kick line, actually.
Quote from Claire
Haley: Hey, I'm not doing anything. I guess I could take her.
Alex: Great! I'll go check the tire pressure and the fluid levels!
Haley: Fun! Can't wait! Be out in a sec! [to Claire] Okay, my rate just went up.
Claire: All right, but this buys your time and your silence. Alex can never know how much I hate driving with her. [horn honks] Mm, she's in a hurry today.
Haley: Oh, that's just step one of her nine-point safety test. Step two is checking the horn to make sure checking the horn didn't break the horn. [horn honks]
Claire: She should never drive.