Jay Quote #654

Quote from Jay in The Big Game

Jay: I got you mustard and Sauerkraut, just what you like.
Claire: You're being awfully nice, considering I started that whole closet-nado.
Jay: Well, you're still my daughter. It's okay I call you that here, right?
Claire: Yeah.
Jay: Listen, it's hard for me to treat you like everyone else. You're the only one I carried home in my arms. Except Dontrell, last year's Christmas party. I pretty much poured him through his sunroof. But I'll try.

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 ‘The Big Game’ Quotes

Quote from Dylan

Dylan: Haley!
Haley: Hey, Dylan! I didn't realize you were coming here.
Dylan: Are you kidding? This place was like a home to me. It's like I was homeschooled. But I wasn't. I was school-schooled.
Alex: Were you?

Quote from Dylan

Dylan: Oh, did I ever tell you that I put your name up here? Huh?
Haley: "Haley Dunphy dome." Aww, you named our special spot?
Dylan: Actually it was supposed to be "Haley Dunphy, do me." I'm bad with spacing.
Haley: Oh, you're not so bad.

Quote from Phil

Claire: Are you okay, honey?
Phil: Yeah! It's all about keeping an attitive positude. Positude attitive.