Cameron Quote #640
Quote from Cameron in A Fair to Remember
Cameron: It all comes down to one thing, gentlemen focus and teamwork and heart! You see this mallet? Think I can swing this here mallet with one finger? No! I need my whole team! Because when you're functioning and working as a team, gentlemen, look out! [hits game with mallet]
Boy: Sassy granny?
Cameron: Yeah, sassy granny. Yes, exactly. Because that is what you all played like last night is a bunch of sassy grannies. But we're gonna bust our humps this week, and we're gonna get out there, and we're gonna play like a bunch of... [again]
Boy: Girly men. Got it.
Cameron: Okay, you know what? Is this thing plugged in?
Man: It's not electric. I think it was made in the 1800s.
Cameron: Okay, well, that's my point. This is outdated. This is offensive, because girls are athletes, too. So, in conclusion if you want to win football games, we got to go out there and play like a... [again, repeatedly]
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Fair to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Andy: Found another one. I told you.
Haley: Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.
Andy: Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them, remember that for 20 years, you have given me perfect, creative, thoughtful gifts. And every year, I have let you down. You're about to feel really bad, and I know that, because it's how I have felt every year. But, honey, it is not my intention, because I love you. Happy anniversary.
Phil: Oh, my God. Chinese acrobats?! Twenty years, China, you're brilliant!
Quote from Phil
Haley: [loudly] I sure hope Mom and dad are surprised by this anniversary breakfast we're bringing them!
Luke: I hate to walk in if they are naked.
Alex: Yes, that kind of image could haunt someone if she tries to sleep even years later.
Claire: Oh, relax. I think you're safe.
Phil: [clipping his toenails] Or are they?